i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.
ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…