can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
If I’m on tumblr I’m probably sad
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
I’m that friend that you take tons of selfies with, but you never post a single one.. And if you do you crop me out
"touch my butt and give me pizza"
when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning